Текст из сериала "Экстра" 3 серия

Текст из сериала Экстра третья серия на английском языке, также произведён перевод на русский язык (дословно).

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Экстра 3 серия "Hector has a date" / ""

Dear dream date. My name is Annie! I'm 19 and I love animals, and ... I love chocolate: chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake, boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse ...

What aare you doing, Annie? Nothing! What's this? Dream date, make my dream come true.

Oh, how did that get there? How sweet! Let's go. Look left. Right. One, two, three, four, left.

Hector! And right. Hectr. Oh, hi, Bridget. And up ... And up! And up ... and down ...

Oh, well, keep going, Hector. Oh, I see Hector found Cindy's 101 top. Exercise, then.

Yes! Oh, good try, Hector. But Cindy is so old-fashioned. I can teach Hector how to exercise!

Exercise with Cindy, no. Exercise with Bridget, yes! But ...! It's Ok, I can do it!

Music, please, Annie. Follow me. Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and ... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

More energy, please! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! One, two, three, four, five, six.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ... Ok, faster still! Left leg up. Left leg up! Left leg up!

Oh, my leg hurts! Come o, keep up! Come on, faster! Come on! Come on! Come on! Faster! Oh, hi, Nick.

We're exercising. I can see. Phew, Ok. Let's get a drink! Oh, I must check my emails.

Would you like some water, Hector! Oh, no. No, after you. No you first. Oh, no, no, no.

Ladies first. No, no, you first. No, you first. Oh, give it to me! Oh, goody!

Three messages. Oh, dear. What's wrong! Annies been on the Internet - again! The Internet?

To find a boyfriend! Oh, let's see! Oh, no. Don't look. Oh, come on, Annie! Oh, all right, then. Annie baby!

Rocky the tennis star here! I am the racquet - will you be my ball? I am the racquet - will you be my ball?

Ok, number two. Mmm. Erm ... Dear, Annie! I love animals too. Mmm. They are so beatiful in their glass boxes.

Come and see them. Tony Green (Taxidermist). A taxidermist. Ooh, how horrible! Oh, Charley! Here, boy.

It's Ok, Charley. Annie, what is a taxidermist? Erm, well, it's ... It's ... Ah ... Oh, never mind.

Third time lucky. Hope so. Hmmm. Annie, can you cook like my mother? Do you like trains?

Can you meet me today? Giles Smith (age 24). P.S. Mummy says I must be home before 5.00 pm.

Oh, dear! Oh! I'll never get a boyfriend! Bridget always has a boyfriend. Has she?

Annie look, it's not what you write, it's ... It's how you write it. Huh?

I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. Well, yes, Nick, you could!

I bet you could not! I could! Ok ... What would you write? I'm six foot tall.

Five foot eleven. I have blonde hair. Mousy brown. I love animals. Ha! And fast cars, and beautiful women.

I would write to you! Would you? Oh, come on. Annie! Let's go to the gym. Oh, Bridget, no!

Not more exercise! See you later, boys. Oh, and er, Hector, would you do my washing for me? Washing?

Ok. No problem. Oh, and Nick? Will you spray my plant for me, please?

The spray is in the bathroom. No problem. Nick? Uh - huh? What is a taxidermist?

Oh, well ... Well, it's ... never mind. Today, Gector found Cindy's exercise video ... but I decided to help him with his exercise instead.

He really enjoyed it! I looked for a boyfriend on the internet today and had thre strange replies: one from a tennis player - too arrogant!

One from a taxidermist - too horrible! And one from a train spotter - too weird!

But Bridget always has a boyfriend! It's so easy to find a girlfriend on the internet!

Finding girlfriends on the internet is so easy. Ok, Hector! Question one. How do guys get girlfriends?

Girlfriends? Yeah! Girlfriends. Oh! Oh, no girlfriends, me. Never. What? Never? No girl ... no girlfriends? Wow!

Man! You, Nick, you have hadgirlfriends? Yeah, loads! Ten? Ten? Ha! Hundreds! Now! So I know what girls like.

They like fast cars, they like money. They like dancing. Oh, I love dancing! Like this!

No, dancing like this! Huh! Yeah. Hector, leave it to me. Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan!

Oh, Hector, Annie's plant. His garden spray is in the bathroom. Oh. Ho-ho! Garden ... gar-den ... Erm ...

Spray, garden spray. Garden Romance. Garden ... good! Hmm! Perfect! Perfect! Cold, hot. Very hot.

Er, Nick. Uh-huh? Bridget's cold or hot? Ha, very hot! Ah! Perfect! Perfect. Perfect, ha!

Hector, we'll get lots of girlfriends now! Aha! From now on it'll be girls, girls, girls, girls!

Ha-ha! Yo! Ha-hey! Whoo! Oh, you really must change your aftershare! Oh, excuse me.

Come on, let's go out and celebrate. What's that smell? It smells like a perfumery.

Oh, my plant! Oh, empty! Oh, my poor plant! I don't believe it! My perfume, I don't believe it! Nick!

Oh, good, the washings done. What's the problem? This is problem! Hector! Wow! What is it now?

We have six hundred and thirty-three messages! Let's see. Ok, one moment. Hector! Nick! Yes!

We are gorgerous! Yes! We live dancing! And yes! We like millionaires! Fifi and Sara.

Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri ... These messages are all for Hector and Nick and they're all from girls!

I small a rat! Hmm! And I think I know who is responsible! Oh, Bridget! Look at this! Are you a gorgerous babe?

Do you have a gorgerous friend? Do you like fast cars and dancing all night?

Do you like millionaires? Then you will love us - we are Hector and Nick - the Romero brothers.

What? See attached photo. Ha, cheats, they glued their photoon this car! Ha, what a joke!

What, that's how they received six hundred and thirty-three messages from.

But they don't know they received six hundred and thirty-three messages, do.

No, they don't now. Let's go to the cybercafe. I have a plan. The poor computer. How many message? One hundred!

Two hundred! Oh. How many? Er, one. Good. One hundred! No, no, no just one message. Huh? Erm ...

Hector and Nick! We are dancers in a West End musical. Dancers, you mean ... Dancers?

Yeah, sort of. Erm. When we finish the show, shall we meet at your apartment at. Is that Ok?

Cuddles and Bubbles, kiss, kiss, kiss. P.S. What is your address? Wow! They sound gorgerous! Uh?

Er ... Ah! Ta-da! Cuddles and Bubbles ... are coming here tonight. When they finish the show ... at ... ten o'clock!

Look, seven o'clock, eight, nine, ten o'clock! Wait a minute! It's seven o'clock!

That's just three hours! What am I goin to wear? What are you going to wear?

But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie? Aha! It's not a problem! Ah-ha-ha! Yes!

We're out for the night Bxx Axx Nadia. It's terrible news! Hector killed my plant with perfume. Oh, my plant!

My poor plant! What's the problem? And he did the washing ... a very hot wash.

This is the problem! Bridget was not pleased! Hector! Hey Dan! Guess what?!

Hector and I have a date tonight with two dancers. Cuddles and Bubbles ... are coming here tonight.

Wish us luck! So, Nick, what should I say? It's easy. Relax. Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends.

Yeah, well, when I said a hundred, it's actually fewer. Er... fifty? No. Forty? No. Thirty? No. Twenty?

No. Ten? No. Five? No. Four? Three? Two? One? None? Ok. It's Ok.

Hi. Hi! Hello, it's us. Come on up. Ooh! So Nick, what do I say? Ok, we need a script.

Thy this. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. Your ears are blue, like the ocean. No! Eyes, ears, ears, eyes. Oh, oh, oh.

Ok, Ok. Er... Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. Good you smell of sweet ... You smell of sweat.

No, no sweet ... not sweat! Oh, Ok, Ok. Ok your hair is so soft. Thank you, Nick. No! No her hair, her hair!

Ok, her hair! Oh, Oh! Ok, Ok. Ready? Ready. Good luck! Oh! Guddles and Bubbles. But we thought you were dancers.

Oh you are dancers. Dancing ... dogs! In ... woof, the musical. Erm, come in. Come in.

Er, please, sit down. Sit! Stick to the script. You smell so sweet. Your ears are ... blue, like the ocean. Psst.

Eyes, eyes! Oh! Eyes! Are you a millionaire? Psst, psst! Am I a millionaire? Are you a millionaire?

We are millionaire! Good, good. Well you can pay for these, then! If you please! Your faces!

We are the dancers. From the cybercafe! So you are millionaires, eh? Oh, what a trick to get girlfriends!

Millionaires, very funny! With fast cars! Good trick, eh? But that is my car! You smell so sweet!

And you do have beautifuleyes! Or is it ears? It's the landlady! I'm off! Quick, hide, Hector! Erm, er ...

In the bedroom! Er, Bridget? Yes. Tell me. What is a taxidermist? Oh!

Автор страницы и перевод: Сабина Рамисовна @ramis_ovna